Sometimes school can get really stressful so I decided to add a little life into this blog.

Say hello to Velezian Himantayon, this will be a series of quotable quotes or funny moments captured in photos or heard then noted by any Velezian.

You can submit any funny moments and we can screen it before we post it. Just email the details to veleztimes(at)gmail(dot)com

God's Mercy
(heard while students got out of their Chemistry lecture class)
Freshie: Ang Ginoo maluoy sa akoa, si sir dili gyud maluoy nako


How much is that fishy in the window?
Student 1: We need to buy fish for our lab experiment
Student 2: Unsa na fish?
Student1: kana freshwater fish lang gud, maybe carp.
Student 2: naa man toh baligya sa Medhaus dapit, unsa gani na? Kana mahalon na Carp?
Student1: You mean Koi? Toinks! :p


So if you think you have funny moments in class send it to veleztimes(at)gmail(dot)com or text 09227271069

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